| 1. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?: | Not really. |
| 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?: | I'm not wearing anything at all. Thus, invisible color. |
| 3. What are you listening to right now?: | Melechesh |
| 4. Whats your favorite number?: | 666. Lol jk. |
| 5. What was the last thing you ate?: | Veggie frittata. |
| 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?: | Probably the same color as my hair right now. |
| 7. How is the weather right now?: | Hot humid sunny and generally gross like that. Good for the beach though. |
| 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: | Stacy, one of the hostesses at my work. |
| 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: | I have no idea. |
| 10. Do you have a significant other?: | Sure thing, chicken wing. |
| 11. Favorite TV show?: | Uhhhhh. All of the David Attenborough BBC stuff? |
| 12. Siblings?: | Little bro gets out of prison in 11 days! |
| 13. Height?: | 5'1.5" |
| 14. Hair color?: | Green. |
| 15. Eye Color?: | Brown |
| 16. Do you wear contacts?: | Yes. I'm getting Lasik August 30 though. |
| 17. Favorite Holiday?: | Halloween. Duh. |
| 18. Month?: | Hrm probably either May or September or October, IDK. |
| 19. Have you ever cried for no reason?: | Probably. I was an infant once. |
| 20. What was the last movie you watched?: | Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? |
| 21. Favorite Day of the Year?: | Meh. It probably changes every year. |
| 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?: | Never. |
| 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?: | For like 1.2 seconds lol. |
| 24. Hugs or Kisses?: | Both, with some ass grabbing too. |
| 25. Chocolate or Vanilla?: | Vanilla. |
| 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?: | This isn't a chain letter, you douchebag. |
| 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?: | Patrick, or my mums. |
| 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?: | I don't fucking know. |
| 29. What books are you reading?: | I'm reading a book about raw food right now, I have no idea what it's called though, it's on my tablet in a huge batch of e-books my mums gave me about nutrition. |
| 30. Piercings?: | Ears and nipples. |
| 31. Favorite movies?: | I have a lot of them. American Beauty, American Psycho, Se7en, The Taint, The Wedding Singer, The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, Weird Science, a bajillion documentaries, blah blah blah I could go on forever who cares? |
| 32. Favorite football Team?: | Fuck off and die. |
| 33. What are you doing right now?: | Sitting here naked listening to Melechesh and filling this out. Didn't we already cover this? |
| 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?: | Salt and butter. You don't get thighs like these by eating air-popped plain popcorn. |
| 37. Dogs or cats?: | Cats. |
| 38. Favorite flower?: | Acidantheras and I'm particularly fond of most orchids, waterlillies/lotuses, and tiger and stargazer lilies. |
| 39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?: | Yep. |
| 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?: | Yeah. I don't really have close friends of my own gender at all, actually. |
| 41. Have you ever loved someone?: | I thought I did when I was young and stupid and thought I knew what love was. |
| 42. Who would you like to see right now?: | Patrick, since Carl Sagan is dead. |
| 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?: | Nope. |
| 44. Have you ever fired a gun?: | Nope. |
| 45. Do you like to travel by plane?: | Sure. |
| 46. Right-handed or Left-handed?: | Right handed. |
| 47. How many pillows do you sleep with?: | Two. |
| 48. Are you missing someone?: | Not particularly. |
| 49. Do you have a tattoo?: | I have a handful. |
| 50. What is your best friends name?: | American Nightmare Harvey is my BFF, Commander Chronic aka Nate Thirty-six Chambers and Lazerwolf Doomhammer aka Bananahammer Bastard are tied for best friend spot. THINK ABOUT THAT. |
