Alas I am trying to go vegan right now so those aren’t really good options for me. I guess I will just go on hating melons forever! :O

2:51 pm  •  11 May 2013  •  1 note

Yeah I’m always a flyer too. Between being a weakling and also my messed up left wrist there’s no way I could seriously base.

At the start of class we all have to base for one turn, just doing basic bird or walk over into throne to practice stability but there’s no way I could base seriously, or base the guys in my class AT ALL. The majority of the guys in my class are too big/heavy even for the warmup drills. My aerial teacher is like 5’8” and skinny/fit so I can for him but that’s about it. I’m too short/small to support the majority of people’s weight, though basing for small girls isn’t terrible as long as they have good control and aren’t flailing around. That’s fine with me though, I definitely prefer flying!

12:45 pm  •  2 May 2013  •  1 note

elaborate-dream:

dailyskinny:

And my blackmilk hex color leggings because I feel like being colorful on zombie day is a must. It’s really all about celebrating SPRING! :D

Pretty!! Wore the beetlejuice i have last night :)

Lol still kinda drunk, i speak like yoda

12:11 pm  •  31 March 2013  •  4 notes

My genes came from my father - an Ukranian/Irish/French US Citizen and my mother - a German US citizen, in 1986. Neither are relatives of yours. You are not my father. There was no lab work involved. Sorry, BRO. ((Maybe you’ll understand the lingo this time?))

Humans did in fact come from a species, a hominid bipedal species, very similar to humans, but more ape-like, I think the correct term is homo erectus or homo habilis, but I doubt it’s the fantastical aliens you’re thinking of. Lay off the scientology, Stargate, and 10,000 BC. Just cuz it happened on the big screen doesn’t make it reality.

I have no idea what facts and knowledge you’re basing your claims and assumptions from, honestly you make no sense and sound like a crazy person. Also, atheism isn’t a speculation, it’s doubt of speculations, get your shit straight.

Bro.

2:03 am  •  24 March 2013  •  1 note

Next message:
I don’t care if you are an atheist or not. Just think it’s stupid for you to say “god” doesn’t exist when you gave “god” the power of “crap;” when crap obviously exists. So with that being the case, then “god” exists inside of you in the form crap hahahahaha every time you take a boo boo you see “god.”
— thenoblemoor

Apparently thenoblemoor doesn’t have a handle on figures of speech or sarcasm or just general douchebaggery, which are my specialties. but that’s okay. Not everyone is a winner.

And you know, if every time I took a shit I did see “god”, that would be a lot more interesting and also more insightful than real life.

If god was real, I’d worship the devil just to be a prick.

12:34 am  •  24 March 2013  •  4 notes

Overweight cats are also prone to diabetes and kidney failure which are also slow uncomfortable deaths.

I feed my cats grain free organic ingredient “diet/indoor” formula food from Whole Foods ((aside from SquishSquash, she gets the kitten chow or normal weight formula depending on what is in stock, since she is so skinny)) and weigh out their food with a measuring cup but alas, Booga is a big fat ass and more than that, he’s just BIG in general.

When I buy a house I am hoping to start feeding them ground raw food because that makes the most sense to me ((just as eating raw fruits and veggies like we were designed to eat makes the most sense to me)) but as of right now I don’t have room in my apartment for a chest freezer and my current fridge is quite tiny and the freezer part is about the size of a microwave, so there’s not really a good way for me to do that now.

2:47 pm  •  23 March 2013  •  1 note

It’s seriously so fun and addictive, I definitely recommend at least trying it! It’s harder than people who are good at it make it look but I like a challenge haha. :D

9:57 am  •  9 March 2013

In response to this post…

The clothing brand name is She & Reverie and the link is http://sheandreverie.com/shop/ , the collection hasn’t dropped yet but it is in a week! There are bottoms to go with it, and also lovely swimsuit coverups and all sorts of loveliness, it’s seriously all so gorgeous and like I said pastels generally aren’t my thing at all but I can’t wait for it to be released, I am probably going to splurge on some of this finely crafted NYC-based-designed-and-made fashion because my friend Quinne is fantastically talented and so far from everything I’ve seen I adore this collection!

1:03 am  •  8 March 2013  •  2 notes

Honestly I’ve done a bunch of her videos before and no matter HOW HARD I try to get into them, I can’t! I don’t know what it is, pilates is just boring to me I guess. I like yoga a lot better and can do Tara Stiles’ videos just fine, but I can’t really get into Blogilates. That doesn’t mean I don’t follow Cassey Ho or reblog her workouts or admire her fit physique and what she’s done for the fitblr community, but …. it’s just not for me, I guess! Heh.

4:08 pm  •  7 March 2013  •  1 note

Ugh I was so wine-drunk and nowhere near attractive last night hahaha omg. 3 glasses of wine is apparently enough to get me drunkyfaced these days.

9:16 am  •  5 March 2013